Ok...so the whole "got my cell phone medically attached to my hand and ear. So, I HAVE to be on it no matter how rude it is" thing is starting to get on my nerves. Unless the doctor is calling with the results of your pregnancy test, that call could wait the 2 minutes it will take me to check you thru. I need to ask you a question.....I need you to answer me....or at least LOOK at me and nod.
Here is an example of what you could say to the girlfriend your dissing your husband to...."could I call you back, I'm standing in front of this nice lady who is cheerfully helping me with my purchase and I would be completely rude if I didn't at least acknowlege that she is bagging the 800 bottles of water I need for my pilates class. Ta ta....talk to you while I'm at the other superstore checklane waiting for................